February 2012
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My dad convincing me to eat KFC, knowing that I'm...
Dad: C'mon, it's just fried chicken; do you know how many people are starving in Africa?
Me: Do you know how many people are fat in America?
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If a MacBook magically replaced my piece-of-shit...
I would be the happiest kid alive
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I should have let my Hot Pocket sit in the...
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On the day I pledged to eat healthy, my parents...
I can now check who has unfollowed me
MWAHAHAHA! >:D
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Skin care kiosks at the mall
*le me walking past ProActiv stand*
“Hey, can I talk to you for a second? Do you wanna get rid your your acne?”
Obviously, I love my pimples and want to keep them forever; that’s why I didn’t stop to talk to you. But thanks, bitch, for reminding me I have acne.
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rarmyat asked: i love your drawings :D
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My P90X DVD keeps freezing
God doesn’t want me to workout If you say so, God (:
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WatchThese guys, gotta love ‘em
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When people make facts up on tumblr
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Tattoos
Kristine: You should totally get a half-sleeve, because you have really nice arms.
Me: Really? 'Cause I--
Kristine: PSYCH! EES FAT!
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Anonymous asked: WHOOOO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND? I MUST KNOW FOR REASONS
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