Today, I recieved a text from my sister who attends UC Berkeley. In this text this picture was attached:
Apparently they were handing this out on Sproul (a street over there) & this is the new alternative to pads and tampons. Its called ‘soft cup’ and apparently its a cup you stick up there and it just gets filled with blood. All I have to say is WTF is wrong with Berkeley. Hahah.
I would REALLY appreciate it if you would NOT decide to break out a couple days before Prom. That would be really nice of you.
I think I’ll just Netflix a movie
I’m in the library trying to finish my speech and these bitches to the right of me keep repeating “Wingardium Leviosar” and waving their pens around…
First of all It’s LevioSA not LevioSAR, dumb hoes…..Didn’t Hermione teach you anything?
It’s “wingardium leviosa” not “leviosa” ;D
I kind of miss you
Things I want to say to an ex
“Summer romances end for all kinds of reasons. But when all is said and done, they have one thing in common: They are shooting stars-a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, a fleeting glimpse of eternity. And in a flash, they’re gone.”
It was good while it lasted. But now, get your shit taken care of for prom ;P